- I sure had a bad case of diarrhea a year ago and when I think about it, it would have been nice to have been introduced to Zuinkin English already then!

If you need to learn some very very VERY useful English quickly…check out the Zuikin Girls! It’ll change your life forever. Promise. Never again will you fail to explain yourself, ’cause these Zuikin Girls teach you how to work your English muscles when you need it the most by doing freaky aerobic exercises simultaneously! The number of scenarios & possibilities are endless and the acting completely cracks you up! Check out the nostril-covering bandana on the bald guy in ‘Zuikin Trouble’. This is how thugs disguise in the Western world?

But this is not just strange aerobics, hi-hats and crazy singing. Some wise Japanese gentleman claimed that the muscles of the body have a memory, and that if certain movements were repeated in sync with English sentences, the brain would pick up the new words faster – well that’s what I’m guessing, ’cause the rather interesting introduction to Zuikin English available is in Japanese and since Robyn’s ‘Konichiwa Bitches’ is the closest you get to an English version of Zuikin Japanese (which isn’t of much help at all), I don’t really know what they are saying…

Aerobics has many faces and uses, as this 80′s blaxploitation Jazzercise workout clip (I would freakin LOVE to go clubbing with this woman) proves. I call it blaxercise. Umchika umchika umchika.

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