They’re not pretty. But a lot of dancers like them. So a friend (surprise, a dancer) got herself a pair of MBT’s recently. They are just massive. And impossible to avoid looking at. It’s as tempting to stare at someone wearing MBT’s as staring at drunk burger-munching people on the tube Friday night – just mesmerising. They make you bounce along the street like a happy bunny or something – the shoes not the burgers. Anyway, she’s wearing them and this guy goes: MBT’s? – What? Mega Big Trainers?

I have a REALLY bad sense of humor, so I thought it was hilarious – and I wanted to go: Masai Barefoot Technology, you twat. Haven’t you heard about the Anti-shoe?

Have a pair myself. But I don’t have the balls to wear them – so I felt like such a coward even thinking about saying that.

I think he hit a nerve.

Lucky for him; a fool is nauseous, but a coward worse. I guess I’ll never be a true bouncing bunny.

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