Here on the blog it was previously suggested that Rosie Kay could have used real soldiers in ’5 SOLDIERS’. But could real soldiers perform? Could they submit their bodies to the dancer’s discipline rather than the military’s?
The below videos will reveal that there are definitely some possibilities (and hidden talent) in the Armed Forces.
Lady Gaga – Telephone (The Afghanistan Remix)
How would Republicans even ensure that gays were not allowed in the military? By all standards, I am sure a Gaydar would go off if exposed to this little Gaga dance routine performed what one can only assume to be “straight” soldiers.
The Ding Dong Song (Mortar Remix)
Although it’s big boys blowing shit up with big macho guns, soldiering also has a more sensitive, incredibly homoerotic, side.
Peanut Butter Jelly Time (Team Leader Remix)
I still love this song. Dance dance dance (behind the Team Leader) to combat the biggest enemy of them all: boredom.
So there you have it: between destruction and despair, the body breaks free from the domination of discipline via idiot dancing. It’s beautiful. Almost poetic.
